She just used a chaser for red wine.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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