Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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