I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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