you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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