STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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