Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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