Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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