did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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