The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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