it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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