Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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