I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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