i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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