Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
porn star boner night. come get it.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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