the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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