What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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