she peed on how many people?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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