considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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