i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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