so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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