apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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