I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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