Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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