Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I need a burrito and a hug.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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