Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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