It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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