all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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