but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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