So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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