Me too!
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
