Bisexual people are plain selfish.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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