The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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