i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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