all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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