I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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