first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that