She's JV to your varsity
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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