i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.