Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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