Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
