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I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You don't make any sense
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