that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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