Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
What drink are we having for lunch?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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