Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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