she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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