scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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