My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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