So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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