You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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