worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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