In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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