Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
