Just fell off a train. Bad.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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