it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We are all done wearing pants today
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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