She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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