is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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