also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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