like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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