Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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