Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You ate ashes out of my bong
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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